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Don't you think you're a little old be using cheesy pickup lines? Crazy, Stupid, Love

by burnsting burnsting
Don't you think you're a little old be using cheesy pickup lines? Crazy, Stupid, Love

I think that your friend Hannah is really sexy. Oh my God. You did not just say that. How old are you? What are you, a lawyer? Little bit. Come on! I know. You are? Is she? Gonna be. Don't you think you're a little old be using cheesy pickup lines?

Objection, leading the witness. Oh, Hannah, you're really wearing that dress like you're doing it a favor. Oh God. Yeah, that's a line. Me sitting over there for the past two hours not being able to take my eyes off of you is a fact. I find you very attractive. Do you find me attractive. She does. I don't. You do. She does. Yes, she does. I don't!

Permission to approach the bench. Seriously? Just, come on, let me glitter my closing argument. Sure pushy. Hannah, we live in a physical world right? Ahah. And you're going to age, right? Hm hm. I guarantee you this: you're never going to regret going home with a guy from the bar, that one time, that was a total tomcat in the sack. But I can't guarantee you that you won't not regret it. That was a double negative. You're a double negative. Okay, you know what, it's time to go home. Really? Well, it's forward of you, but ok, I'll do it.

So, should I get my car or yours? Should I pull the car around? Have you been drinking? I'll drive.

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