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Fifteen and no husband. You must put those birthing hips to good use at once. Dark Shadows

Fifteen and no husband. You must put those birthing hips to good use at once. Dark Shadows

Chloë Grace Moretz and Johnny Depp star in this Age clip from Tim Burton's Dark Shadows.

Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp): what is you age, if I may?

Carolyn Stoddard (Chloë Grace Moretz): fifteen.

Fifteen and no husband. You must put those birthing hips to good use at once. Let your womb shiffle up and die.

You're weird.

But do you think me too weird for a woman of this land.

You obviously mean Vicky.

She has the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

You're way too weird.

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