I hate cats. That's not what your mamma said. Puss in Boots
What are you doing here senior? Did you lose your ball of yarn? Hahaha.
You made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry. I protect the innocent. I am Puss in Boots.
Miauw. Is it hot in here? Or is it me?
Puss in boots. Legend tales of an ancient treasure. Hidden for centuries. And guarded by giants in a castle in the sky. Holy frijoles. Whoever finds this treasure, will be given riches beyond imagination. Join the golden eggs. No! Please say you have fashion enough.
Do not worry. I will protect you. Protect me? And who's gonna protect you? Is it true a cat always lands on its feet? No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!
Fear me, if you dare. I hate cats. That's not what your mamma said. Ooooh.