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The Descendants
I'm gonna hit you. The Descendants

I'm gonna hit you. The Descendants

I'm sorry to bother you. I'm Matt King. I've come to pick up my daughter Alexandra.

Alex? Dad? What's up dad? What's happening? You need to come home and see your mom.

I'm the backup parent. The understudy. I thought you were supposed to get your act together. I've been doing really well actually. Nobody ever seems to notice that.

And with Elizabeth, my wife, in the hospital, my daughters are testing me. Look who's here. Get out of my underwear you freak. No, okay, back inside, now. Real good job you're doing. We have to go through this thing together. You and Scottie and me.

Dad, this is Sid. He's gonna be with me. I'm gonna be a lot more civil with him around. Sup bro?

Don't ever do that to me again.

I have to go around and tell people what's happening. Family and a few close friends. I don't wanna talk about mom with anyone. Look, whatever you two fought about, you have to drop it. Grow up. You really don't have a clue do you? Dad, mom was cheating on you.

Who is he? I'd like to know who the guy is that my wife was... seeing.

What you've been going through, that's a tough deal. I'm just trying to keep my head above water.

I'm gonna hit you.

How often do old people just hall off and cold cock you like that?

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