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Tower Heist
I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute. Tower Heist

I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute. Tower Heist

Good morning Mr. Shaw. Everything's set for your dinner party. The guy stole from everyone who works in your building. We're gonna get our money. It's all gone. I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute. I think I might have a better idea.

So you're saying you wanna rob $20 million from Arthur Shaw's penthouse apartment. Yes. You're gonna go to jail. Yes. And you're gonna die. Yes. Probably both. Yeah. Yes, join me.

I'm in. I'm in. Well, now we're undefeatable aren't we? Let's storm the castle together. We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal. I know someone who does.

You made bail. Today I taught you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin. Here's your bobby pin. This is your bobby pin. This is your punk ass bobby pin. You won't unlock the door, you're gonna freeze to death. I'm gonna be inside having sex with Rita. Who's Rita?

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