Margie is not fat, she's pregnant. Horrible Bosses
Yo dickwad! You're three hours late. I was at your father's funeral. Maybe that excuse would have fallen when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now. There's gonna be some changes around here. I want to hear them. First things first.
Is your boss a total sleazy tool?
You need to trim some of the fat. What do you mean by trim the fat? I want you to fire the fat people. What? They're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at. You can start with Large Marge. Margie is not fat, she's pregnant. Well, cry me a fucking river! What are we considering? We're gonna kill our bosses. It's like you don't care about this company at all. You think I dream of running a fucking chemical company? I dream of being on a beach, with a model, neck deep on my fucking dick serving me tropical drinks.
Colin Farrell is a total douche bag.
Look at this place. It's like a douchebag museum.
Oh my God, is that my brain?
