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Horrible Bosses
Motherfucker Jones helps to kill the Horrible Bosses

Motherfucker Jones helps to kill the Horrible Bosses

I think I can help you boys. Are you a business man. Motherfucker Jones. Your first name is Motherfucker? My real name is Dean. Dean Jones. That's the same name of the actor in Herbie and Love Bug. Yeah, he's not gonna know about it. I know who he is, bitch. I can't walk around in this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.

We each have a boss. You're my bitch. Yo dickwad! You're gonna get me that dong down. It would be best if those bosses where, maybe. No longer around, anymore. You know. Killed...

You want one? Nothing for you? It's 8.15 in the morning. I'm not an alcoholic. The only reason I took one is because thought you were gonna have one, so. You took one because you thought I was gonna have one? I was just trying to be polite. So what? If I was gonna put my balls in honey and shaved coconut, you'd do that too?

Your dad made the choice to dispose of our chemical waste responsibly. Bolivian said they'd do it for a third of the price. No, you can't go to them. Why? Because you're gonna endanger thousands of local residents. O, I give a fuck if some local tribesman gets cancer, cry me a fucking river.

Julia, she's gone fucking batshit crazy. She took a bunch of photographs of me. You did all of this while I was unconscious? Yep. You're a raper, you raped me, that's a rape! Just relax there Jodie Foster. Your dick wasn't even hard. That doesn't give me any relief.

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