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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
No, you're not a pet. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

No, you're not a pet. Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Why don't we begin. Meet chimp nine. We gave him a gene therapy that allows the brain to create its own cells in order to repair itself. We call it a cure to Alzheimer’s.

Oh, he's a smart one, isn't he? Home. Home. You taught him to sign? Just a handful of things. Caesar continues to show cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart. The drug in his system has radically boosted healthy brain functioning. The drug works. These tests need to be contained. Is that a chimpanzee? You okay pall? No, you're not a pet.

Daddy! He hasn't spent any time with other chimps. You're gonna stay here now. We're not going home right now. Check out this guy. He thinks he's special or something. Stupid monkey. He'll learn who's boss soon enough.

You have no idea what you're dealing with.

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