Plays are the work of the devil. Anonymous
Majesty, I'm told My Lord of South Hampton has a gift for you.
A gift?
Are you the gift my gracious little man?
No, no, my most majestic majesty. I am a free man. My gift is a play.
A play?
Plays are the work of the devil. Born from a cesspool of plague. Whoredom, thievery, fornication and heresy.
Comedy or tragedy?
Comedy majesty.
Comedy. By whom?
By Anonymous, your majesty.
Anonymous. I so admire his verse.
