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You cannot play Romeo. Anonymous

You cannot play Romeo. Anonymous

The whole bloody thing in verves?

It's really not that difficult if you try.

Oh, and have you ever tried?

...

You cannot play Romeo. What? Why not? I'm perfect for the role. I'm perfect. I will not let Spencer have another go at one of my roles. No. Only Will Shakespeare can pum the live into Romeo's vanes.

Ben, Ben. I'm an actor. Every inch of me. Down to my very toes. I crave to act.

So bloody well act like a writer.

And for God's sake, keep of the stage will you. Writers do not have time to act.

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