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Our Idiot Brother
You're under arrest. Really. Our Idiot Brother

You're under arrest. Really. Our Idiot Brother

Listen, Ned, you wouldn't happen to know where I could get some tk-tk? You know what I mean?

What?

Roll it up. Toke it up. Do it up. Mary Jane.

You know office. Even if I did, you really think I'd tell you?

You're right. I'm sorry. I... it's been a hard week, you know.

O yeah?

Yeah. But. Not your problem. You have a good day.

Officer! Here you go officer. Have some rhubarb.

Hey, thanks man. Wow. How much do I owe you?

Nothing. Seriously, I understand. I know what it's like to have a hard week.

Well thank you. But I just wouldn't be able to enjoy it unless I...

Alright, if you insist. 20 bucks.

20 bucks.

Put it back into the produce.

Alright, thank you.

Excellent. You're under arrest. Really. You're under arrest.

Ah, shit.

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