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Our Idiot Brother
You're wearing food. Sisters talk to Liz in Our Idiot Brother

You're wearing food. Sisters talk to Liz in Our Idiot Brother

Look, don't take this the wrong way. Because Dylan is totally the asshole in this situation, for sure.

He's a douchebag.

Yeah. I hate his guts. But. Is it possible that, you know, maybe he thought you gave up?

Gave up on what?

Your, you know, this whole...

You used to be so hot Liz.

Yeah.

I remember all my friends lusting after you. They thought you were like awesome.

Yes. You had the great boobs. And you were always tall.

You're still tall.

Yeah.

Well, what's wrong with me now?

Well, come on, Liz. I mean look, I don't know. What's going on with your hair here? It's like a science experiment back there. And I know you own contacts. And you're wearing plastic shoes. And I mean, what's this shirt even made of?

It's flax.

See. I mean, isn't that a food? You're wearing food.

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