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Let's Be Cops
I would like to take off your dress and put my penis inside of you. Let's Be Cops

I would like to take off your dress and put my penis inside of you. Let's Be Cops

Alright, are you ready?

Jake Johnson as Ryan and Keegan-Michael Key as Pupa: We're ready.

Ohuhuh, dom, that's handsome.

Damon Wayans Jr.: I look like someone hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.

Hahaha, Lil Wayne, you don't talk about Lil Wayne. That's funny!

Hey Josie, I gotta say, you're one heck of an artist.

Nina Dobrev: Thank you.

You're fine too man.

Yeah, she's pretty.

Josie, Josie, look at me.

Don't. Don't do intense right now my man.

Ok, I'm just gonna say one more thing.

I wouldn't though, is what I'm saying.

I promise it's going to be ok. I mean like, I would like to take off your dress and put my penis inside of you. Like, I would really like to get in that shit.

Alright.

In her vagina though, that's what I'm saying.

I know, but you can't say it.

Appreciated man.

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