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That's what you get! Let's Be Cops

Calm down sir!

Excuse me!?

That's a ma'am.

Oh.

You guys seem like two classy ladies. What's you name?

Precious.

She ain't that precious.

What's your real name?

Precious!

Yeah, but the one you were born with.

Not your gang name or your stripper name.

Precious!

So Precious, great name, why don't you tell us what's going on here?

She's trying to get with my man behind my back!

Give me your phone. Stop, stop. I will be reading the part of D'Andre. You'll be reading JaQuandae.

What are you doing?

Eating soup. Trying to lose some weight and stuff.

Girl, you ain't gotta lose... because you're fine as wine.

Thank you.

Look D'Andre. Don't be texting me again, okay?

You see?

Unless you wanna get them nuts up in my guts. Wow!

Control the situation!

That's what you get!

That's what you get...

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