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And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children? 30 Minutes or Less

And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children? 30 Minutes or Less

What the hell? You've been sitting there watching the whole time? The whole show. Okaaaaay. Really classy move there at the end by the way. Have a beer. The alcohol should help wash the taste out of your mouth.

That was sick! We're business partners. What kind of business are you in? Entrepreneurials... You wanna be a millionaire Travis? You got to start thinking like one. We force some idiot to rob a bank for us. The trick: where do we get our dude? Will deliver anywhere in 30 minutes or less.

Last night two guys in masks struck me and strapped a bomb to my chest. And now I have less than nine hours to rob a bank. Ring, ring. Oh look, the bear's calling. Hello bear. Wait. What do you mean you couldn't rob the bank? BOOM! Wow, okay. Yeah, I like that bear. I don't even know you.

Is that thing real? Yeah, and if I don't get them their money in time this thing is gonna blow. And your first thought was to come to a school filled with young children!?

What do I do Chet? What do I do? I think you gotta just rob the bank. It's gonna be okay. No, it's not gonna be okay. I'm gonna blow up! Come on! Get yourself together!

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