Because I'm Jewish? I just spat on the floor. I don't like the floor. The Dictator

It's a pleasure to have with us tonight, his first and only ever interview, Admiral General Aladeen, the supreme leader and beloved oppressor of Wadiya.

Do you have favorite leaders? Favorite other oppressors?

There are very few of the great dictators left. All the best ones are now gone. Saddam, Gaddafi, Kim-Jung, Cheney. My favorite, unfortunately is dead. You know I miss Kim-Jung. K.J. I miss him a lot, you know. He was a fun man. He died as he lived, in three inch heels.

But he was ruthless to his people...

No, he was not ruthless to his people. He was a sweetie pie.

By the way, was there any fallout following the Ryan Seacrest interview. When you walked down. You attended the Oscars for some reason.

You know, Seacrest dealt with it very professionally. After all, it's not the first Asian guy to end up all over his chest.

Have you ever failed at anything?

Well, if you look up Israel at Wikipedia, everything is still in the present tense. So that's clearly something that they need to work on.

I'm Jewish.

You are Jewish. You are Jewish? He spits on the floor. It's fine, no problem.

Because I'm Jewish, you would take offense. You would spit?

No, it has nothing to do with that. I just spat on the floor. I don't like the floor.

Okay, let's get right to it. Do you have nuclear weapons.

General Admiral Aladeen laughs.