Bilbo faints after reading his contract in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Clip from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey where Bilbo gets his contract. With Ian McKellen as Gandalf, Martin Freeman as Bilbo and all the dwarfs.
Thorin (Richard Armitage): Give him the contract.
Bofur (James Nesbitt): We're in. We're off.
Balin (Ken Stott): It's just the usual. Summary of out-of-pocket expenses. Time required, remuneration. Funeral arrangements and so forth...
Bilbo: Funeral arrangements?
Up to, but not exceeding 1/14th of total profit, if any. Hmm.. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries inflicted by or sustained as a consequence thereof. Including, but not limited to... lacerations, evisceration... Incineration?
Bofur: Aye, he'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.
Bilbo: Hmm.
Balin: Are you all right, laddie?
Bilbo: Huh. Yeah. Feel a bit faint.
Think furnace with wings.
I need air.
Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.
Hmm.
Nope.
