Balls are demonstrations of power. Balls are how the ruling class remained the ruling class.
Exactly what I've been saying. This family could use some balls.
Indeed. And the Collins family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.
People don't throw balls anymore stupid.
Do they not?
They throw... happenings.
And how does one throw a happening?
Well, first things first, you need a mirror ball.
Whatever that is, we shall have it.
And booze, lots of booze.
... and Alice Cooper. I seem to recall Alice Cooper from my youth. Does she reside in Collinsport? Not exactly. Well, she should be our guest on the list.