If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds. 50/50
You have cancer? They found out yesterday. They found out yesterday? Who found it? My cleaning lady found it in the back of my jeans. Who do you think found it?
From the guys who brought you Superbad
You're young. Young people beat cancer all the time. Every celebrity beats cancer. The guy from Dexter. Lance Armstrong. He keeps getting it.
Oh, so you’re my shrink? How old are you? 24. So you're like Doogie Howser? Who? Teenage doctor. Does he work here?
I'm moving in. No, mom, no. I'm your mother Adam. Well, Exactly.
Don't do it. I thought you said you liked to do it. I thought it looked weird. Come on, let's just do it. What do you use this for? They're body trimmers, so... What is that?
On September 30
Hello. Hey, it's Adam. What's, what's going on? Oh, just probably having a nervous breakdown.
Beat the odds
What are your chances? 50/50. It's not that bad! If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.
You really think, that a girl is gonna go for me, just because I have cancer? For the millionth time, yes. I have cancer. I was wrong. It was weird. It's weird like that. It doesn't sound cool.
50/50
Nice head. Can I touch it? You can do more than touch it.
