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I'm either coming with you or you're fishing for your keys in the sewer. Real Steel

I'm either coming with you or you're fishing for your keys in the sewer. Real Steel

Charlie, where is my money? Buddy, I got your money. It's right h... I got... losing you... Charlie, hello? Wait Charlie, I can't hear what you're saying.

What was he like? As a boxer? Charlie was the top contender, number two in the world. Then the fight game changed.

I'm coming with you. No, you're not. I'm either coming with you or you're fishing for your keys in the sewer. Oh my god, that was close. Don't! Wow! Stop it kid.

This ain't a video game. This is for real. Let's make some money! No, no, no, no!

I just need a little loan. As much as I like you dude, you're a bad bet brother. Give it up Charlie. You've got nothing left. What are we looking for? Anything I could use to put a fighting robot together. I think there's a whole robot in there!

Never seen anything like it before. Can we get him a fight? He's a sparring bot. Build to take a lot of hits, but never dishing out any real punishment. His name is Atom. Get him a fight.

You know you're bringing him home in pieces, right? He's smaller and weaker and he's gonna get his ass kicked.

I need you to teach him to box. Are you kidding me? You know this fight game inside and out. He needs your moves, your commands. I can't, I can't. Yes, you can.

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