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I'm sorry, bad news. It's a girl. Where's the trash can? The Dictator

I'm sorry, bad news. It's a girl. Where's the trash can? The Dictator

I am for free press, fair elections and equal rights for women... Pfff, I can't say that!

America!

Admiral General, welcome to New York City. I am here for your protection. But I have to say: I hate Arabs.

I'm not an Arab. You're all Arabs to me. The blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in Avatar.

Rise and shine. Nobody's gonna recognize you. No, no! ...without this. He cuts off his beard.

Is there any way you could lend me some money? Maybe $20 million?

I'm here to deliver my speech to the United Nation. Look, it's too hot for crazy.

Come on, come with me! Could you please take your hands off my breast? Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.

I've decided to give you a gift. That's sweet, what is it? O, no! I'm getting a lot of this and not much of this...

Hey hairnet, I kind off need you to hurry up chief. Chop chop.

Can you take out the trash? Stop that. Suck it loser.

You're a very nice man. What the fuck did you call me!?

Somebody help, my wife is in labor. I'm going in. Aaaah, that's the wrong hole. What? You put your fist up the wrong hole. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that. Going in again. I'm sorry, bad news. It's a girl. Where's the trash can? No, no, that's what we wanted.

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