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Crazy, Stupid, Love.
I’m here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar. Crazy, Stupid, Love

I’m here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar. Crazy, Stupid, Love

So is this how it normally works?

What?

You know, like you put on the perfect song. You make them a drink.

And then you sleep together.

Uhm, yeah.

I'm very nervous.

I'm getting that.

Okay.

Because I know I seemed confident at the bar. But that was just because I was cold and wet. And trying to be dramatic, a little bit.

You're adorable.

No. I'm sexy. I'm R-rated sexy. Okay. I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, alright. I know. It's that I get really drunk. And that I pass out. And you cover me with a blanket and kiss me on the cheek. And nothing happens. But that's not why I'm here. I am here to bang that hot guy that hit on me at the bar.

Jacob.

Jacob.

Are people still saying bang?

Oh, I do. We're gonna bang!

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