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Oh God, why did she have to happen? The Rum Diary

Oh God, why did she have to happen? The Rum Diary

I'm from Connecticut. My boyfriend is making the speech. It takes exactly 21 minutes. Well, then I guess it's pointless me inviting you for a drink. What you got? No, I mean at the bar. Pointless. I'd better go, before they wonder where I went.

Wait a minute. What's your name? Let's keep that a secret. No, I don't even know it. Well, then you'll keep it even better. Well, your star sign? I'm experienced astronomer. You try pisces, the fish.

Oh God, why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her.

Scene from The Rum Diary where Amber Heard swims in the water and Johnny Depp watches her.

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