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Patrick uses a magic searching device to find out what Smurfs are

Patrick uses a magic searching device to find out what Smurfs are

Says here Smurfs are mythical creatures from Belgium. Also known as Schtroumpfs. Documented by Peyo.

Also says that they bring good luck. Like lepricons to the Irish.

Okay, to review. You guys come from a magic forest, where you live in oversized mushrooms. You're being chased by an evil wizard. And you're trapped in New York, until there's a blue moon. And you like to use the extremely imprecise term Smurf, for just about everything.

Smurfsactly.

And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you exhibit certain trades?

Yeah.

Well, just what is this magic searching device?

Right now I'm using Google.

Oooh!

Gooooogle.

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