So, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? What do you mean? I've taken care of a baby before. You found a baby before? Yeah. Where? Coffee Bean. Wait, what!? Hey Phil, I don't think Dough would want us to take the Mercedes. Relax. My dad is crazy about that car and he left Doug in charge... Alan, we got bigger problems here. Doug could be in the hospital, he could be hurt, ok? Here's your car officers.
Clip from The Hangover.