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30 Minutes or Less
Really classy move there at the end by the way. 30 Minutes or Less

Really classy move there at the end by the way. 30 Minutes or Less

What the hell. You've been sitting there watching the whole time? I got the whole show. Really classy move there at the end by the way. Oh, good. Putting your tongue in her mouth, right after you fucked it. The woman is kind enough to provide me with fellatio services, I'm not just gonna dart out of there. I'm a gentleman.

Woow! That was sick! I thought myself how to do this shit. Went online a looked all this up. I hear you. I thought myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair. You want to be a millionaire Travis? You got to start thinking like one. Let's force some dumb motherfucker to rob a bank for us. The trick: where do we get our dude? We'll deliver anywhere in 30 minutes or less. Sometimes faith pulls out his big old cock and slaps it in the face.

Last night two guys in masks struck me and strapped a bomb to my chest and now I have less than nine hours to rob a bank. Why are you doing this to me? For money dude. Ring, ring. Oh look, the bear's calling. Hello bear. Wait. What do you mean you couldn't rob the bank? BOOM! Wow, okay. Yeah, I like that bear. I don't even fucking know you.

What the fuck? Is that thing real? Yeah, and if I don't get them their money in time this thing is gonna blow. Just back away. Back way, back away, back away!

What do I do Chet? What do I do? I think you gotta just rob the bank. It's gonna be okay. No, it's not gonna be okay. I'm gonna fucking blow up! Come on! Get yourself together!

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