3rd Dark Shadows spot.
I have spent the last two centuries locked in a box.
Who the hell is this?
I'm a vampire.
What is the year?
What an age this is.
How soon can the horses be ready?
We don't have horses. We have a Chevy.
What sorcery is this? Reveal yourself, tiny songstress.
Barnabas pulls the cables out of the back of the TV.