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Reveal yourself, tiny songstress. Dark Shadows

Reveal yourself, tiny songstress. Dark Shadows

3rd Dark Shadows spot.

I have spent the last two centuries locked in a box.

Who the hell is this?

I'm a vampire.

What is the year?

1972.

What an age this is.

How soon can the horses be ready?

We don't have horses. We have a Chevy.

What sorcery is this? Reveal yourself, tiny songstress.

Barnabas pulls the cables out of the back of the TV.

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