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Rise of the Planet of the Apes
The apes attack, Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The apes attack, Rise of the Planet of the Apes

The apes attack, Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Why don't we begin. Meet chimp 9. We gave him a gene therapy that allows the brain to create its own cells in order to repair itself. We call it a cure to Alzheimer’s.

What started as a breakthrough, had extraordinary side effects.

Oh. He's a smart one, isn't he? Home. Home. You taught him to sign? Just a handful of things. Caesar continues to show cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart. The drug in his system has radically boosted healthy brain functioning. The drug works. These tests need to be contained.

Intelligence. Compassion. Humanity. No one could predict what happened next.

Is that a chimpanzee? You okay pay? No, you're not a pet. He hasn't spent any time with other chimps. You're gonna stay here now. We're not going home right now. Stupid monkey. He'll learn who's boss soon enough.

The revolution begins.

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