You want a promotion? You gotta earn it. Life is a marathon. And you can't win a marathon without putting a few band-aids on your nipples, right? Right.
They're brutal. They're awful. They're Horrible Bosses.
We need to trim some of the fat. What do you mean by trim the fat? I want you to fire the fat people. Marge, can you come in here, please? What? It's a total hostile work environment. Let's have sex on top of her. Let's use her like a bed. Do you hear the words you say sometimes?
You would have to admit. Our lives would be easier if our bosses weren't alive. I'm in! Let's do this. You want to pull off a brilliant murder, you got to be smart. My boss, who we're planning to kill is dying in front of you and you save his life? Well, that sounds bad when you say it like that.
A traffic cam got this car fleeing from the scene of a crime. I was drag racing. In a Prius? I don't win a lot.