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Friends with Benefits
Woody Harrelson jumps over railing into boat, Friends with Benefits

Woody Harrelson jumps over railing into boat, Friends with Benefits

I'm supposed to meet up with Jamie. Who's that? That headhunter? Yeah. You guys going out now? No, no, no. We're just friends. We're messing around a little bit. What do you mean? Sleeping together. But it's just sex. That never works bro. What do you know about women anyway. Dude, I've turned down more tail than you ever have. Yeah, bro, you're gay. But the offers still come rolling in naturally. Look at me.

So it's always just about sex then? No. I've been in love. I went down that rabbit hole. You know what I discovered? It's not who you want to spent Friday night with. It's who you want to spent all day Saturday with. Are you feeling me, Felix? Ok, I get it Tommy. Yeah, you don't. I'm out!

You have a boat? I live in New Jersey. And I ain't taking no ferry. Unless it's out to dinner and a show. Bam!

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