Clip from the movie Oz the Great and Powerful, with James Franco as Oscar Diggs and Zach Braff as monkey Finley.
Finley (played by Zach Braff): You're really gonna do this?
Oz (played by James Franco): How hard can it be to kill a wicked witch?
Finley: Hard! Really hard. It's very, very hard to kill a wicked witch. And what about that poor girl back there? I think she really liked you.
Oz: She'll get over me. They always do. She's a pretty young witch. There'll be plenty of wizards knocking at her door.
Oh, every lie you tell gets us one step closer to the Emerald City dungeon.
Don't think of them as lies. Think of them as stepping stones on the road to greatness.
Wait, I got it. We'll turn around and go back. You come clean. You apologize for lying about being the wizard and for lying to that poor girl. Okay? You've got to really seem contrite. You've got to sell it. Maybe you can even cry. Can you cry? I could cut up an onion.
I'm not going back. We're going to find this wicked witch. Steal her wand. I'll get that big pile of gold. And you can have a nice pile of bananas. Allright?
Bananas. Oh, I see. Because I'm a monkey I must love bananas, right? That is a vicious stereotype!
You don't like bananas?
Of course I love bananas. I'm a monkey. Don't be ridiculous. I just don't like you saying it.