Ben Stiller: You're saying you can't open it?
Eddie Murphy: I'm saying I never worked on a safe like this before. I usually break into strongboxes. You never said it was a real safe made out of steal.
We're going after $20 million. What did you think it would be? Wood?
What kind of thief can't open a safe?
Well, generally I rob balconies.
Balconies? Like a cat burglar?
That way I never get charged with breaking and entering. And I never steal over a thousand dollars, because in New York that's a felony.
What do you get, like pots and plants?
No bitch. I be stealing no pots and plants. I steal mostly satellite dishes. I got a friend of mine hooking up illegal direct-TV.
Hey, can your friend hook me up?