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Friends with Benefits
Your ass is a little bony, Friends with Benefits

Your ass is a little bony, Friends with Benefits

You swear you don't want anything more from me other than sex? You swear you don't want anything more from me? I know how you girls get. Tick, tock, tick, tock. Stop it!

What are you doing? I'm pulling up my bible app. You have a bible app? Yes, I'm a coot girl. Hand on the iPad. Wait, no. Why can't they figure this out? There we go.

No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Whatever happens, we stay friends. Swear. Swear. Let's go to the bedroom. What's wrong with the couch? It's less emotional. The bedroom has better light. And since we're just friends I don't have to be insecure about my body. Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing to be... That sounds emotionally supportive. Lock that down.

Your ass is a little bony. Much better!

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