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You're not in Kansas anymore, Avatar

You're not in Kansas anymore, Avatar

You're not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact, every second of every day. If there is a hell, you might want to go there for some R&R after a tour on Pandora. Up there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for JujuBes. We have an indigenous population of human arts called the Na'vi. They're fond of arrows that they'll dip into a neural toxin that'll stop your heart in one minute.

Clip from Avatar after the guys first landed on Pandora.

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