Dude, seriously? Emma Stone as Sam the assistant in Birdman
Clip from Birdman with Edward Norton, Michael Keaton and Emma Stone.
Riggan (Michael Keaton): Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I'm...
Mike (Edward Norton): Oh, no, but that's the thing. See! I'm the wrong person to ask.. What is it? I think it's "fuck you". Don't put me on the stop man. Don't make me feel self-conscious about my marriage while my wife is sitting... right there! Can I sit down?
Yes, sit!
So just give it to me as a "fuck you". Try it, lay it on me.
Yeah.
Let's just do it. Come on, give it to me. Fuck me hard. Just give it.. Come on! Don't talk about it just...
Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask, right. I don't even know the guy, okay. What's your point?
What's my point?
Yeah, what's your point? What are you saying? Spit it out.
Oh..
You're saying what? What are you saying? You're saying love is absolute?
Yes! Yes! The kind of love that I'm talking about, it is absolute. The kind of love that I'm talking about, you don't want to... you don't try to kill people.
Yeah, good.
I don't know. What do you think boss? You wanna do this with me?
What do you think?
Sam (Emma Stone): Everybody's back. Clara needs to see him for a fitting.
I'll take that as a yes. ... So who are you?
Sam, she's my daughter.
Oh, your daughter, wow, that's amazing, you don't look anything like each other. What do you do?
She's my assistant. She works for me.
And, does she talk.. and speak?
She does. Yeah, she can even sit, or stay or roll over if you have any treats.
Hey, welcome aboard Mike.
Thank you captain.
Uhm, I'm Mike Shiner by the way.
Oh, I know who you are. I saw you in Hot House and The Gaffing. You are great.
Oh, thank you. Your ass is great.
Dude, seriously?
Larry, Larry?
This is the theater sweetheart. Don't be self-conscious.
